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Before you get mad, I'm a vegetarian. Just like Einstein. Also Hitler.

Why did the topologist’s marriage fail?
He thought arbitrary unions were open.

A single surface model made by Alan Bennett in Bedford, United Kingdom. It consists of three Klein bottles set inside each other to produce, when cut, three pairs of single-twist Mobius strips. A Klein bottle has no edges, no outside or inside and cannot be properly constructed in three dimensions.

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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

What do mathematicians call retirement?
The Aftermath

Q: In the course of a murder investigation, the police bring five suspects into custody. The detective releases suspects 1 and 4 after just a few easy questions. Why?
A: The other three were the prime suspects!

The Yoda embedding, contravariant it is.

Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”? Because he left a residue at every pole.

The above résumé and the related references list were written by the NYC artist himself in 1980, when he was 20 years old, and they were recently sold at a Southeby's auction. The asking price was $50,000 and the selling price was kept private, since the auction was not a public one.

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Alex Lannister

The thing that really makes this hilarious is that you can buy this CD on Ebay.

… what sort of music do you think is on it?

This is seriously creepy

HI GUYS

ASH

¡ASH WHY ARE YOU SO MACHO?

Because he’s a MAN

Dickyu?